I love the way she can't bring herself to actually wear her sensible shoes. I never thought boots could look so chic worn as a hand-bag, I must try it.
Day 2: It ain't 'alf mop mum
Naomi would 'rather go naked than wear fur', but obviously she didn't want to be charged with gross indecency whilst on Community Service.
Naomi was slammed by Heather Mills over going back on her fur promise to PeTA in the 90s. Hey but it was the 90s, she was probably too busy dancing to old rave versions of the Sesame Street theme and Trumpton and wearing Global Hypercolour to have realised exactly what she was posing for. Someone at the Mail unearthed some old video from an 80s wedding of Heather wearing mink. Give her a break. It was the 90s. She was probably too into Rubiks Cubes to notice it was real fur. I haven't seen the video in question but I expect pink frosted lip-stick and Sam Fox roots.
Anyway I found this story about how Heather posed as a journalist who shares her name in order to get media work. I could try that with my porn star name-sake one day. Mills was rumbled because of her notable lack of leg. I would be caught because of my lack of notable piercings.
Oh well, who cares? My that lady can fox trot.
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